We were having a nice little meeting a few weeks back. Things were getting done and ideas were flowing, then Pete decided it was time to throw a wrench in the gears. Unsatisfied with his Stella Artois, he decided to throw back a shot. This alternative medication works by blocking […]
I stared down into the shot glass I emptied in my mouth. I was in a neon blue bomb shelter club surrounded by assholes with terrible haircuts and way too much moisturizer on their faces. I could feel the vomit creeping up my esophagus. Sambuca, although delicious, had just put […]
I’m drawn to dingy venues, cheap beers and juke boxes like a 12 year old boy to tits. This past summer, a bar that was a hugely influential pair of tits to me closed, and I want to pay the appropriate tribute. We all had an establishment from our early […]