Read this. Ponder this. Absorb this…but not for too long, lest ye become an osmotic douchenozzle of the highest order — on par with MBA-seeking 20-year olds, or Syrian dictator Bashar al-Asshat. Or, you know, everyone from Prince Edward Island. What? I hate Prince Edward Island. To whit: “Very sweet […]
Anyone reading this knows Bud Light Lime is an absolutely terrible beer. I know it’s popular, but if you like it, you probably have Asperger syndrome. I couldn’t find sales to date but I could give less than a fraction of a fuck. A single can of this stuff, ruined […]
Beer? Check. Trivia? Check. Three brave souls willing to sacrifice their sanity and livers? Check, check and check! We have been sitting on this idea for well over a fucking year, and it’s finally ready for the public. What is it, you ask? It’s our new online trivia drinking game […]
This podcast has been a long time in the making. We tried to get both Sarah and Ryan, a pair of sales reps for Left Hand Brewing company, on the podcast together on a few occasions. We were graced with their presences individually, but never experienced the joy of their […]
Red Dog n. A beer produced by Miller Brewing Company. An assistive beverage in the attainment of high scores in Medieval Madness and Addams Family pinball machines. When I write “Red Dog” I imagine a few things come to the minds of our dear readers (well, Sam and Pete’s readers […]
I recently took a trip back home to Grand Rapids, Michigan for the holidays. It’s funny how one year away can make such an impact on your perception of a place you thought as familiar. I don’t mean this in a negative way, for the most part. I enjoyed my […]
We’re back after a little break. Hope your holidays were a holiDAZE and you got all the shit you asked for. We asked for a chance to talk to our good friend Michael Biddick and we got our fucking wish. He talks to us about his new job as a […]
With the site not quite a year old, it can be a bit tricky at times to uphold our general philosophy about who we are and what we do. Even we get paranoid things are getting stagnant and want to experiment to mix things up. Like the cringe-worthy phases of […]
While not released on repeal day, this podcast is definitely a celebration of all things beer. We hang out with our co-host Nick Duley on the 80th anniversary of the repeal of prohibition and discuss all sorts of retarded drunken stories including the Anheuser Busch tour in St. Louis, the […]
It’s a holiday week. I’m willing to bet none of you jerks are even ready to read anything since you’re checked out of work and thinking about the big ass turkey you’ll be carving into on Thanksgiving. So, given the circumstances, I’m going to keep it brief and remind everyone […]
Oh, hi. It’s been a while. Technology tried to fuck us over several times and deprive you poor bastards of all the glory that is the BnL Podcast. To bring it back properly, we got as drunk as humanly possible chatted up with our new friend Ryan Call of Left […]
Epic Brewing Company opened its doors to the Denver public on September 28, 2013. Their original brewery opened in Utah in 2008. Have you heard the story yet? The long and short of it goes Utah law made opening a brewery in Denver very attractive for a number of reasons. […]
I stood among towering tanks filled with fermenting wort. It was January, and snow was falling around a group of about 7 or 8 of us. A man in gold shoes explained some technical jargon about how the device in his hand worked. He called it a Pig Tail. He […]
It’s the not-too-distant future and America is a wasteland of sorts. You and I stand divided in our neighborhoods holding torches and pitchforks, the veins bulging in our necks and our eyes red from the strain of screaming at the man on the other side of a drawn line. Then, […]
I can’t be certain, but I’m fairly sure I’m stumbling down Blake Street in downtown Denver. I have to pee. Terribly. The blurry-faced man I’m wandering around town with is not from Denver and I know for a fact I’m relying on him for directional knowledge of our destination. We […]