A tale as old as time: you go out to have a drink or two, meet a few people and hop around to a few hip watering holes. Suddenly, time leaps forward and you find yourself face down on the bathroom floor at 8am the next day. You have a […]
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How to Age Craft Beers
As beer continues to evolve and better mimic the wine industry, letting a strong brew sit and mature over time has become widely popular among beer geek circles. An impressive vertical (consecutive year vintages of the same beer) is as good a measure of dick* length than anything else we’ve […]
How To Buy Craft Beer
So, you’re sick of scoring your craft beer from friends? Really not into hanging out at some weird dude’s house for a few hours wondering if he’s going to provide those sweet, sweet brews or turn you into a skin tuxedo? Totally over wondering about the freshness of those double […]
How to Get a Bartender’s Attention in a Crowd
Imagine with me, it’s Friday. You’ve been at work for 10 hours and your boss was riding your ass for 9.75 of those hours. The only relief you had that day was the 15 minutes you got to spend crying in the bathroom stall. Quitting time finally arrives and you […]
How To: Drink in Public with Style
Style really isn’t a word that I associate with myself. I know some of you may find that hard to believe, considering my style, in terms of fashion, is impeccable: Pants from Goodwill cut into shorts? Check. 4 year old t-shirts with the worst pit stains you’ve ever seen in […]