Uuuhh…weren’t we talking about…the thing? Kentucky, Kurt Russell movie about a sassy sea captain, something-something Murder-death-kill? You’ll have to excuse us, the folks at BnL are easily distracted and find it difficult to fini… AH! CAVES! We were in a cave watching a band and, and, and we got […]
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BnL in Louisville, Part Two: Captain Ron is a Fucking Liar
Ah, so where did we leave off? Oh! Right… Sam Sly and Matt Dog whatever/whatever were sound asleep and reading, respectively, on an airborne tin can with “engines” hurtling toward Louisville, KY (the state, not the jelly). BAMN! Those lovable dopes landed like a sack of dimes hitting a tile […]
Rainier Is Dumb If They Don’t Jump On This
Context: Local Bear Drinks All The Beer
BnL in Louisville, Part One: Cat or Bag of Trash?
A long, long time ago Sam Sly and Pete M dropped a few shiny dimes on a Kickstarter for everyone’s favorite totally-not-a-metal-band Murder By Death (folk, alt-country/rock…why is this being explained this to you? Fucking Google them). The fundraiser was to finance a new album and some backers received tickets to […]
Ask Beer n’ Loathing: Number 1!
We’ve exhausted every medium in our quest to shine ultraviolet lights on the misty realm of beer and beer drinkership. Drinkership? Whatever. Anyway, after writing, making videos, and even tossing up the odd infographical how-to, we here at Beer n’ Loathing have finally found ourselves wondering: “I dunno, what about […]
We’re Here When You Need Us
108 Degrees of Eh With a Little Nice
Matt Dog 20/20 here with a riveting tale of abject heat, eldritch rare book dealers, and drunken librarians with hankerings for M&Ms, Coors Banquet, and unshakable death-wishes. It’s a tale like many others: life, death, heatstroke…all the hallmarks of a classic noir tale straight from the pages of “Really Awesome […]
This Is Why We Can’t Have Anything Nice
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How to Ruin MattDog’s Day
Read this. Ponder this. Absorb this…but not for too long, lest ye become an osmotic douchenozzle of the highest order — on par with MBA-seeking 20-year olds, or Syrian dictator Bashar al-Asshat. Or, you know, everyone from Prince Edward Island. What? I hate Prince Edward Island. To whit: “Very sweet […]
Red Dog: Best in Show (context)
Red Dog n. A beer produced by Miller Brewing Company. An assistive beverage in the attainment of high scores in Medieval Madness and Addams Family pinball machines. When I write “Red Dog” I imagine a few things come to the minds of our dear readers (well, Sam and Pete’s readers […]